“If you like the sight of skinny, pasty-white boys punching each other’s gut and wrenching each other’s balls as much as I do, you will find plenty to love in this match.” – Ringside
“This is the sort of testosterone-charged grunge grappling we have come to expect of UCW, and we would not be coming back here for anything less: gouging, gut stomping, ball twisting, strangling, hair yanking, and welt-raising spankings.” – Ringside